PEOG
04-18-2009, 01:33 AM
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The Vice Minister of Sinister Implications speaks
Dale Ford, the Minister of Sinister Implications and Information Dispersal, is busy with other things. I, Joseph “Sideshow” Holleran, in my newly appointed capacity as Vice-Minister of Sinister Implications and Information Dispersal, am taking it upon myself to lay out some last minute information. It is my intent, to deal with some of the misrepresentations about this event that are out there. With it now being just over 4 weeks from the event, I have decided to clarify a few things to those attending, or thinking of attending.
As its been stated before, this is not a scenario. This is not a big game, or even a tournament. Its just paintball. How you started, and how I started. How the game we know today started.
Now contrary to belief and rumors that are being spoken by the biased media who only want things to be “family friendly” like the world was puppy dogs and rainbows, I am going to specify the day’s schedule:
NO Drinking is going to take place during the game. So get that screwed up idea of a bunch of drunks playing paintball out of your head, and you’re out of reasons as to why this is an “unfortunate” event.
Game play will be from 10am till 6pm. 30 minutes LATER at 6:30 the BBQ will begin and alcohol will be available.
The party is AFTER. Unlike some events, that choose to have parties BEFORE, we’re keeping it safe.
Oh and in case you didn’t know, there WILL be a few local Sheriff Deputies that will be at the event to ensure safety, and order. Yes, they are being paid to be there.
Now for those biased and closed minded individuals who think this event is against their moral compasses, not their cup of Tea, that paintball is ONLY about family friendly activities, To you I say this: Pull your heads out of your rear! What next, boycott the NFL because Daddy goes to a gentlemen’s club with friends to get drunk, watch dancers, and enjoy the game? Oh My!! Little Johnny can’t go too, so that’s taboo. Get over yourself.
This event is still ‘family friendly’, I’m attending with my WIFE, and my FATHER. Seems like a family event to me.
Also on the list of events, is the ongoing “Naughty T-Shirt” contest. There are NO PRIZES, but the winner can walk away knowing that everyone there thinks you’re one individual who’s more warped in the head then they are.. Remember, no C word, racial, or religious shirts….yeah what happens at Paint Club STAYS at Paint Club, but I plan on enjoying myself, not pulling 3 people off of you because you’re a moron and decided to cross a line…..this is about having fun, and goofing off out side of the norm.
There are some spaces left……again 200 is the cutoff, and EVERYBODY starts at Zero……
Visit www.paintclub21.com (http://www.paintclub21.com/) , email them and request info, and do what is asked and register before you’re “that guy”……the first person who tries to register and gets the “REGISTRATION FULL” message.
viceminister@paintclub21.com
The Vice Minister of Sinister Implications speaks
Dale Ford, the Minister of Sinister Implications and Information Dispersal, is busy with other things. I, Joseph “Sideshow” Holleran, in my newly appointed capacity as Vice-Minister of Sinister Implications and Information Dispersal, am taking it upon myself to lay out some last minute information. It is my intent, to deal with some of the misrepresentations about this event that are out there. With it now being just over 4 weeks from the event, I have decided to clarify a few things to those attending, or thinking of attending.
As its been stated before, this is not a scenario. This is not a big game, or even a tournament. Its just paintball. How you started, and how I started. How the game we know today started.
Now contrary to belief and rumors that are being spoken by the biased media who only want things to be “family friendly” like the world was puppy dogs and rainbows, I am going to specify the day’s schedule:
NO Drinking is going to take place during the game. So get that screwed up idea of a bunch of drunks playing paintball out of your head, and you’re out of reasons as to why this is an “unfortunate” event.
Game play will be from 10am till 6pm. 30 minutes LATER at 6:30 the BBQ will begin and alcohol will be available.
The party is AFTER. Unlike some events, that choose to have parties BEFORE, we’re keeping it safe.
Oh and in case you didn’t know, there WILL be a few local Sheriff Deputies that will be at the event to ensure safety, and order. Yes, they are being paid to be there.
Now for those biased and closed minded individuals who think this event is against their moral compasses, not their cup of Tea, that paintball is ONLY about family friendly activities, To you I say this: Pull your heads out of your rear! What next, boycott the NFL because Daddy goes to a gentlemen’s club with friends to get drunk, watch dancers, and enjoy the game? Oh My!! Little Johnny can’t go too, so that’s taboo. Get over yourself.
This event is still ‘family friendly’, I’m attending with my WIFE, and my FATHER. Seems like a family event to me.
Also on the list of events, is the ongoing “Naughty T-Shirt” contest. There are NO PRIZES, but the winner can walk away knowing that everyone there thinks you’re one individual who’s more warped in the head then they are.. Remember, no C word, racial, or religious shirts….yeah what happens at Paint Club STAYS at Paint Club, but I plan on enjoying myself, not pulling 3 people off of you because you’re a moron and decided to cross a line…..this is about having fun, and goofing off out side of the norm.
There are some spaces left……again 200 is the cutoff, and EVERYBODY starts at Zero……
Visit www.paintclub21.com (http://www.paintclub21.com/) , email them and request info, and do what is asked and register before you’re “that guy”……the first person who tries to register and gets the “REGISTRATION FULL” message.
viceminister@paintclub21.com